My motto is...

"Make my score the P-score/ I don't wants my card funked up
Make my score the P-score/ I don't wants my card funked up
When I golf, I want a P-score/ I don't wants my card funked up
Make my score the the P-score/ till that ball goes in the cup"

With Thanks to Parliament, George Clinton & all on the Mothership connection for that one. No doubt I'll be wandering around the course with that on my internal jukebox for the entire round but at least it should help keep me "on message", right?